Mostly Unrelated and Incoherent McCabre 07 08 2010

Mostly Unrelated and Incoherent McCabre 07 08 2010

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If it’s a car that big and in sits a bitch

Does it have a boat and hitch

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Nails that were meant for scratching

Get yourself to cookie batching

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When he sees something different

We’s knows there’s trouble

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No I won’t look at you

And crash that car from Kalamazoo

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She got her butt stuck in the ladder chair

Did I help her, I didn’t dare

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Take your white trash ass

And use up some gas

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How come when I tell you, it is funny?

When someone else says it, you cry?

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I will drag you to the creek

And make you suck on a hermaphrodite

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How do they get a watermelon to be yellow?

They force it to have sex with a banana and a lemon

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Betty crotch hair

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Take Your Carp Bait and Head for the River~

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I lost my baby down by the river

She had my carp bait

It was made of liver

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Take your white trash ass

And use up some gas

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I feel much better now that I have beaten my slave

And I’ll feel much better when he sleeps in his grave

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I want to be an engineer

And after that I’ll join the army as a new queer

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Son I’m giving you all the materials to make your own dynamite

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Invention: “The Thomas Paul Murphy Portable Boat Ramp” for launching your boat places they don’t want you to.

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“Moth Ball Lozenge” (please don’t eat them)

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A Rootling Snout

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God Bless People Who Don’t Feel Compelled to Write Stuff Like This (Well to be fair to myself) at least I don’t feel compelled to post naked close ups of my penis hole or hair on nuts) And that wording there is almost too graphic for my own high personal standards.

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Thomas Paul Murphy

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Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy