Saturday, July 17, 2010

Friday, July 9, 2010

Feeding At the Aquarium 07 09 2010

Feeding At the Aquarium 07 09 2010

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They held his head deep down inside their childrens’ aquarium tank

Sharpened teeth then learned to scrape away at his skull

His voice became thick and dull

Mothers' that ogled and leered but wouldn’t spank

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They had stalked him throughout the day

He was innocent of crime and never gay

Taunting and slighting is how they made their way

The people with nothing good to say

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Goddess like women tempted and rebuff

Vying for a rib that creates good stuff

From a man weakened from lack of captive muff

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When a little of his scalp grew back

He was dunked again to resume the attack

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It’s okay, he does not feel pain

He can’t if we labeled him insane

Quick take another bite and resume the drain

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Tiny biters refused and with glaring enragement she mifted

No one will believe a small percent afflicted

Who didn’t know they were the truly gifted

He screamed in horror as they then sifted

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They did not seek him on a whim

He was a journeyman of strong ambition

On his travels far they isolated and captured him

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Whenever they saw the sight of his blood

The joy within them surged like a flood

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Suffering and fighting he became more immune

To the teeth that snapped and cut from the women with mouths of fume

He then deprived them of wiggly womb

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When possessions failed

Tempers heated and weak hands flailed

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Its’ always been this way she did reinforce

As she bit into his skin on her breaks from piercing discourse

Her husband couldn’t stop smiling after their divorce

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She then dried up with little spew

The once so proud of little few

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Thomas Paul Murphy

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Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Mostly Unrelated and Incoherent McCabre 07 08 2010

Mostly Unrelated and Incoherent McCabre 07 08 2010

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If it’s a car that big and in sits a bitch

Does it have a boat and hitch

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Nails that were meant for scratching

Get yourself to cookie batching

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When he sees something different

We’s knows there’s trouble

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No I won’t look at you

And crash that car from Kalamazoo

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She got her butt stuck in the ladder chair

Did I help her, I didn’t dare

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Take your white trash ass

And use up some gas

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How come when I tell you, it is funny?

When someone else says it, you cry?

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I will drag you to the creek

And make you suck on a hermaphrodite

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How do they get a watermelon to be yellow?

They force it to have sex with a banana and a lemon

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Betty crotch hair

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Take Your Carp Bait and Head for the River~

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I lost my baby down by the river

She had my carp bait

It was made of liver

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Take your white trash ass

And use up some gas

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I feel much better now that I have beaten my slave

And I’ll feel much better when he sleeps in his grave

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I want to be an engineer

And after that I’ll join the army as a new queer

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Son I’m giving you all the materials to make your own dynamite

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Invention: “The Thomas Paul Murphy Portable Boat Ramp” for launching your boat places they don’t want you to.

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“Moth Ball Lozenge” (please don’t eat them)

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A Rootling Snout

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God Bless People Who Don’t Feel Compelled to Write Stuff Like This (Well to be fair to myself) at least I don’t feel compelled to post naked close ups of my penis hole or hair on nuts) And that wording there is almost too graphic for my own high personal standards.

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Thomas Paul Murphy

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Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy

Meat Nails a painting by Thomas Paul Murphy

Meat Nails a painting by Thomas Paul Murphy
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